would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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