just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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