I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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