My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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