I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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