i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs