We're like a lot better than the average bears
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
How's your threesome situation going?
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence