is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again