I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.