I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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