Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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