Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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