If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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