My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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