Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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