Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Do vagina's smell?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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