Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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