So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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