Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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