Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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