I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
