well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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