I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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