you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
