Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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