is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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