The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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