I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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