Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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