whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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