You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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