I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
should my penis look like a turkey
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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