Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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