So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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