Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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