on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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