are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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