her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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