He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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