Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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