If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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