drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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