i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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