I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
