Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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