when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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