I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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