Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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