I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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