Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Terrible idea I love it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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