Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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