but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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