he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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