you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
is it fun? or sober?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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