Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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