maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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