Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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