I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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