I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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